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About Us
long walks on the beach... listening to Kenny G.... taking hot baths.... cuddling up with our cat bootsie while watching reruns of The Gilmore Girls....
oh wait, wrong site. my bad.
Ahem. Hello and welcome to the About us page here at ibuysmartphones.com, where you're able to get a better idea of how truly strange we really are and find out many interesting as well as somewhat embarrassing things about us.
Ok, ok, I know what you're thinking – really, who are these guys at ibuysmartphones.com and why on earth would I sell my perfectly inadequate, old, beat up, scratched, just lying around, so uncool my friends make fun of me smartphone to them. And why exactly are they bringing my sweet, kind, somewhat overbearing mother into it? Good question.
Bear with us as we try to explain ourselves....
Now don't get us wrong – it's perfectly fine to keep that used smartphone in the junk drawer next to the frig another 6 months(try looking under the phone book), or to give it to your 1 year old to use as a teething tool, or even keep it handy when you want to look extra important for that high school reunion coming up by carrying around two phones on your belt (after you step out of your rented helicopter, of course). All good reasons.
We understand, and we're not here to judge, but don't you think your mother raised you better than that? Don't you think there just might be a better use for that used smartphone? A nobler, more worthy purpose that your she would be proud of? - like connecting the guy who cures cancer with his favorite restaurant so he can make reservations for his date Saturday night; or making it possible for the guy who discovers life on mars to surf the web and find that just oh so perfect Hanukkah gift for his nephew Moishe; or even, dare to dream, being used to play the video of the Evian roller babies for the guy who just won the Nobel Peace Prize, over and over and over again.
Well, we are the guys who can make this possible. We specialize in matching your unused smartphone with really, really important people (and some, not so much). We're like eHarmony, without the 10 page questionnaire and the creepy stalker types.
So, you see, when you sell us your smartphone you're really helping humanity. How many people can say they did something to change the world? Sell us your smartphone, make your mother proud, and then put that hand up high in the air and say, I did!
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